analprolapsing:

if you hold a seashell to your ear you can hear it tell you what a little bitch you are

shalrath:

johnfkennedy:

FOR A SECOND I FORGOT WHO JOHN F KENNEDY WAS

fredcollins:

OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:

so naturally I OPEN IT.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND

someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.

I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS 

WHAT IS HAPPENING

anus:

serenkitty:

anus:

how do you uninstall school

by graduating

rupaulsfootrace:

sexting-your-grandma:

Is getting heartbroken a hobby????

No honey, it’s a career

periodd:

Bonisha11 gives us some insight on the life of penguins.

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

thegloomypuppetshow:

foxnewsofficial:

scuba-steve-damn-you:

foxnewsofficial:

SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD. 

i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying

must have been an aggressive high five

this sounds like if the doctor were a motivational speaker

foreverandalwaysfangirl:

facadinq:

cookiemonstahz:

praises:

grace-ala-face:

te-rquoise:

Don’t get any closer to each other

This is the most interesting thing I’ve seen all year.

I don’t know how to feel about this

ahhhh

What is this suppose too meann?

it represents the fragility of friendship. Once you get too close you can break something that can be beautiful. If you recede too far the beauty will fly away. The eyes on the butterflies wings symbolise the truth about the pain they have seen. 

DUDE, that was so deep